Semi Skilled

I think I'm over qualified,
I must aplologise for not
replying to your call.
I'll schedule an appraisal and
arrange another get together soon.

Although I'm only semi-skilled
I'm sure we can arrive at an
accomodating stance.
I'm sure I am the candidate
to keep your operation optimised.

I'm skilled at a failing.
I'm skilled at losing.
I'm learning all the time.

I'm skilled at leaving.
I'm skilled at quitting.
Sometimes I feel quite ill
with all that skill.

My history is on and off
a practical example of my
independant stance.
My referees and family
would all agree to back me up on that.

I don't know what the job entails
but I can do it better than
the other candidates.
The problem is I'm semi-skilled
and sometimes I can feel semi-detached.

I'm skilled at a failing.
I'm skilled at losing.
I'm learning all the time.

I'm skilled at leaving.
I'm skilled at quitting.
Sometimes I feel quite ill
with all that skill.

(You've lost)