What A Curious Name

I once knew a man named Bill
Haddock Winstanley Galtierie Peter-Jones
He worked on a factory farm
for his parents, Jeff and Linda, who wore sandals every day for fifteen years.

What a curious name!
What a curious curious curious curious name!
What a curious name!
What a curious curious curious curious name!
What a curious name!

I once knew a man named Keith
Sorbitol Eisenslack Woodrow Woodrow Rock
He was heavy as a concrete shed
from eating, eggs for breakfast, and he often carried spuds for his mum.

What a curious name!
What a curious curious curious curious name!
What a curious name!
What a curious curious curious curious name!
What a curious name!

I once knew a girl named Sal
Rederick Ytterbium Iodine Cartwheel Smith
She worked as a stewardess
On an big ship, with two funnels, in the middle of a sunset sea

What a curious name!
What a curious curious curious curious name!
What a curious name!
What a curious curious curious curious name!
What a curious name!

And if you want to know my name it's
Gregory Thackery Compost Lightbulb Grouting-Grouting Walrus-Whacker Stepney Ingram Thyroid Rockwool Goldberg Zoot Malone