I've Never Seen One That Big

Hello I am a doctor.
I've been one all my life.
In many years I've seen some things
that would make your hair turn white.

Well yesterday I saw something
that gave me quite a start.
It nearly made my eyes pop out.
It nearly stopped my heart.

I've never seen one that big.
I've never seen one that big.
I've never seen one as big as that.
I've never seen one that big.

When one is a doctor,
decorum is a must.
A doctor is a citizen
that anyone can trust.

But yesterday I saw a thing
amazing to behold.
A vision so incredible
my story must be told.

I've never seen one that big.
I've never seen one that big.
I've never seen one as big as that.
I've never seen one that big.

In practice as a doctor,
I once saw one so small
A little tiny thing like that
was hardly there at all.

I've bandaged up the sore ones,
and prodded one or two,
but yesterdays was such a shock
I didn't know what to do.

I've never seen one that big.
I've never seen one that big.
I've never seen one as big as that.
I've never seen one that big.