Wendy Minty

Her name was Wendy Minty
she had smooth skin, nice breasts,
I think they were plas-tic.
Her legs were elas-tic.
Her make up was dras-tic.

Her mood was cold and nasty,
like an old Cornish pasty
I kissed her, fantas-tic!
She hit me with a stick
and called me a spas-tic,
but I forgave her at once.