The Best Man In The World

The girls are looking at me, I'm a focus for their eyes.
It's no surprise.
It's no surprise.

And if they do not notice I will forgive them with my love.
I have connections
up above.

Because I'm the best man in the world.
I am the best man in the world.
In the whole wide world.
In the whole wide world.

I know about the Universe, I've been to heaven twice.
It's over-rated,
but it was nice.

I spend the evenings making all my packages and plans,
and when I make them
I use both hands.

Because I'm the best man in the world.
I am the best man in the world.
In the whole wide world.
In the whole wide world.

You'd never know it to look at me.
I am superiority.
There isn't any one like me.
I hold a knowledge that no one has.
I see the future and see the past
and I am lonely.

The girls are looking at me, I'm a focus for their eyes.
It's no surprise.
It's no surprise.

Because I'm the best man in the world.
I am the best man in the world.
In the whole wide world.
In the whole wide world.