Leftwick Palmer Jones

He doesn't even have a coat!
I ask you!
He doesn't even have a rag to overthrow.
It doesn't really matter though because she doesn't show.

His little sister is away
in Sweden.
I think it is a holiday but I don't know.
He doesn't have her number though
and doesn't have a coat.

His name is Leftwick Palmer Jones.

(solo)

He doesn't even have a coat!
I ask you!
He doesn't even have a rag to overthrow.
It doesn't really matter though because she doesn't show.