Orange

She smells of coca-cola and has red hair.
Her eyes are sort of purple and no-one even
ca-ares that she's the-ere.

Her name is something simple like Ann or Kate.
She's standing by the bus stop, the bus is often
la-ate make them wa-ait.

Well that's before the driver knows
his wife is taking off her clothes.
She has a doctor to direct.
He has a patient to inspect.

He has a wife called Laura who doesn't know.
She likes to dress in orange but did the house yel
lo-ow and co-coa.

He's never home it's like he just hates it there.
She's pops another chockie and does her orange
ha-air it's not fa-air

but it's just like her mother said,
sometimes with men you're better dead.

(solo)