I Think Her Name Is Something Like Butch

I had a blind date. I have them all of the time.
I had one last night, that made me wish I was blind.
She had-a dark hair, but only over her face.
And when she sat down, she sat all over the place.

Well she's a bald, fat, 10-ton truck of a girl,
I think her name is something like Butch.
I'd be afraid to get to know her tonight, I think she'd love me too much.

I ordered soup twice, she ordered all you can eat,
and in the waiter, I sensed the fear of defeat.
I like a big heart, I tell you her heart was big.
I liked her hair though, I'm sure that it was a wig.

Well she's a bald, fat, 10-ton truck of a girl,
I think her name is something like Butch.
I'd be afraid to get to know her tonight, I think she'd love me too much.

We sat in silence first, the body language was free,
and deep within her eyes, I saw a sparkle for me.
A-when she spoke up, I kind of got a surprise.
She had a sweet voice, just like a lullaby.

Well she's a bald, fat, 10-ton truck of a girl,
I think her name is something like Butch.
I'd be afraid to get to know her tonight, I think she'd love me too much.

Well we got talking, we chatted most of the night.
You won't believe this, but she and I were alike.
I had some questions, she had the right answers.
And after dinner, I was hers.

Well she's a bald, fat, 10-ton truck of a girl,
Her name is Cinderella Divine.
I'd be afraid to let her out of my sight, because I love her she's mine.