Napoleon Once-a-month

Let me introduce to
the treasure of our field.
The caravan of pleasure seekers,
travellers and fire eaters.

He's the one you've seen on telly,
he's the menace in our midst,
he's the scupper of our upper
hand and all our plans.

Napoleon Once-a-month.
Dictator of the day.
He stands for everything we hate and
will not go away.
Napoleon Once-a-month.
One day at a time.
Our committee will commit when
you commit a crime.

A fully featured raconteur,
a vagabond and priest.
Recalcitrant and always lurking
near the borders, never working.

Keeping decent folks awake with
sordid parties every night.
Stirring waters with his daughters
Traci, Megs and Sue.

Napoleon Once-a-month.
Dictator of the day.
He stands for everything we hate and
will not go away.
Napoleon Once-a-month.
Dream of Elba now.
This small band will make a stand
and never ever bow.

Everyone in every district
here to Tupper Tunbrige town
knows about the caravan,
the man and of his noisy gang.

Seems to be at every function,
every crossroad, every junction,
making paths and making plans and
trespassing on public lands.

Napoleon Once-a-month.
Dictator of the day.
He stands for everything I hate and
will not go away.
Napoleon Once-a-month.
Party on your patch.
The others might have joined your herd,
I'm not perturbed 'cause
you have met your match.