An American Accent In London

Half a pound of Hamlet.
A little bit of Shakespeare.
Pyramus and Thisbe for your tea.

Will a merry can act
underneath The Archers.
The only way to find out is to see...

Alright bish bosh I'm a lubber dubber cockney
pearly king and everything with jellied eels in Hackney.
A bit of how's yer father and a bit of chim cheroo...
I'm a lubber dubber cockney just like you.