You're A Waste Of Four Time

Well you dance like a spider
that has only one leg
The way you move oh boy it's something to see.

Well I always recognise you
from the thump on the floor.
I know it's you before you knock on my door.

Because you're a waste of time (1-2-3-4)
You're a waste of four time.
Because you're a waste of time (1-2-3-4)
You're a waste of four time.

Well you can practice every evening
but it won't mean a thing.
I think it's something that you've got or you ain't

But I can tell you don't believe me
from that look on your face.
When I see you bounce all over the place.

Because you're a waste of time (1-2-3-4)
You're a waste of four time.
Because you're a waste of time (1-2-3-4)
You're a waste of four time.

Well I hate to criticise you
when you're doing your thing.
I think a thing is sometimes best left unthung.

Why don't you try to take it slowly
just one leg at a time
because the lot should be considered a crime.

Because you're a waste of time (1-2-3-4)
You're a waste of four time.
Because you're a waste of time (1-2-3-4)
You're a waste of four time.