Semi-Automatic-Woman-Marvellous-Machine
Well I was walking through the streets about a year ago,
my heart was feeling heavy and emotions running low,
I heard a call come from the road, a certain little man
as he was selling robots from the back side of a van.
Some people started crowding round, I wanted to know more
and so I took a closer look and moved up to the store.
The man was bent and bearded and had bulging rolling eyes
transfixed, I listened to his words that filled me with surprise:
Lost your girlfriend?
Do not cry!
Just forget her
and then buy
my semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine.
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!
She dances! She sings!
Plays poker! And other things.
Likes football! And cars!
Her body's from Venus and her minds's from Mars.
Feeling lonely?
Do not cry!
Come on here and
buy buy buy
my semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine.
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!
(solo)
A beautiful mechanical device was on display
and crowds of people gathered round to watch it sing and play.
The man then grabbed my hand and pulled me right before the crowd,
he put the robot's hand in mine and we both danced around.
And everyone applauded at the beauty of the dance.
This wonderful automaton had held me in a trance.
Astonished and amazed I checked my pulse and held my head,
I took a leaflet from the man and this is what it said:
Lost your girlfriend?
Do not cry!
Just forget her
and then buy
the semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine.
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!
She dances! She sings!
Plays poker! And other things.
Likes football! And cars!
Her body's from Venus and her minds's from Mars.
Feeling lonely?
Do not cry!
Fill the form in
now and try
the semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine.
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!
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