Lacy Adventures

We're obsessed consumers
and we like wearing bloomers
and maybe its bad
to be a little bit mad
but we can't deny the rumours.

Today we're feeling racy,
because our pants are lacy,
and it gives us a thrill
to feel a bit of a frill
Do you think that makes us crazy?

(solo)

We have a confession
our pants are our obsession
We love and we crave 'em
We shake and we wave 'em
To conquer our repression.

Their touch is oh-so dreamy,
the edges oh-so so seamy.
They're offered in yellows
to ladies and fellows
but we insist on creamy.

© Mark Sheeky. Permission is required for reproduction.