The Guru
I'm a guru now follow me,
come sit under my guru tree,
cash or cheque or love's acceptable,
you'll find my wisdom unrejectable.
Gather round to me
join us together in love.
In love!
I was chosen by a magic voice
to guide the guideless it was not my choice.
Listen to my words of piety
end your problems and anxiety!
I know the truth.
I have the answers.
Do as I say
and take a part of me
and take a part of it
take a piece of universe.