As Good As It Gets
I like him.
I like him a lot.
The funny man who shouts
and writes in bouts.
Obsession is his passion,
and routine.
The Universe he keeps clean.
Since my old master had a disaster
he has been my friend.
At first, I confess
I thought he was worse.
I thought he was mean.
I had to pretend,
but now he talks
and takes me for walks.
A much more pleasant regime.
Bacon he has got.
I like him.
I like him a lot.