Total Disaster Area
Built up like a T-bone steak.
White eyes like a subway train.
Too smooth like a frozen lake
and no brain.
He's a total disaster area.
He's a total disaster area.
Right hand like an iron vice.
Hot wire like an acid rain.
Revelation like a Jesus Christ
and no brain.
He's a total disaster area.
He's a total disaster area.
(solo)
Rock solid like a granite heart.
Drinks fear like a gaping drain.
Raw power flying off the chart
and no brain.
He's a total disaster area.
He's a total disaster area.
Force nine like an ocean gale.
Hydraulic like a jib crane.
Judgemental like a killer whale.
and no brain.
He's a total disaster area.
He's a total disaster area.