Soap Opera
Vee's in love with Stephen
and Steve's in love with Vee
but Steve is Susan's husband so Vee can't let Susan see.
Susan's love is Roger
but Susan won't leave Steve
and Roger's wife is Helen who's obsessive, fat and mean.
Helen's friend is Tracey
and Tracey works with Vee.
They all work in the hospital with David, Bob and Steve.
David's ex is Vicky
who broke her leg one day.
She had a bad infection but with drugs it went away.
One big happy family on the little box.
One big happy family in the little box.
Roger's boss is Louie,
the godfather of Dave,
and Roger works in catering but claims to be a slave.
Now Louie's wife is Laura
who's bedridden at home
and Tracey comes round twice a week and sometimes likes to phone.
Tracey lives with Rita,
a student from the south
she has blue eyes, her nose is tiny quite unlike her mouth.
Now Rita likes to gossip,
and heard of Steve and Vee,
And Steve got worried and told Sue so Susan booted Steve.
One big happy family on the little box.
One big happy family in the little box.
Susan ran to Roger
and Roger ran away
and Helen wasn't home because it happened in the day.
Now Roger cooks for Helen
and never visits Sue
and rarely sees Steve, David, Vicky, Rita, Vee or Lou.
One big happy family on the little box.
One big happy family in the little box.
And Bob? Well he's a surgeon
but that's another day.
Just tune in to tommorrow you can watch your life away.
Tune in to tommorrow you can watch your life away.
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