My Stationary Cupboard (A Love Song)
I like the trees and butterflies.
I like green fields and like your thighs.
I like a wank on Sunday morning,
and cinnamon buns and babies' tears
but I love
my stationary cupboard.
I love my stationary cupboard!
I love my stationary cupboard!
I love my stationary cupboard!
It's got paper, and clipboards, and pencils, and pens,
and rubbers, and rulers, and paperclips, and protractors,
and ink, and envelopes, and sharpeners, and friends,
and hole punches, and love and love and love!
I like balloons and happy clowns.
I like the feel of eiderdown.
I like the taste of coffee and toffee
and setting fire to things and running away,
but I love
my stationary cupboard.
I love my stationary cupboard!
I love my stationary cupboard!
I love my stationary cupboard!
It's got paper, and folders, and rulers, and pens,
and rubbers, and pencils, and paperclips, and highlighters,
and liquid paper, and staplers, and sharpeners, and friends,
and markers, and love and love and love!
I like your kisses and your hairy legs
and I don't like traffic jams
or Oliver Cromwell!
Or nuclear bombs!
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