Market Street Story
Bob was living on Market Street
in the middle of a Northern Town
Looking after mum when the sun shone
crying when the rain fell down
Credit was up at the food bank
What is a boy to do?
So he made a piece of toast from cheap white bread
and made up a builder's brew
He always had hope, don't doubt it
he trained as an apprentice chef
so he made a little plan
and he telephoned a man
and the man's name was Geoff
Geoffrey Partington
international man of mystery
his schizophrenic brain gives him magical powers
he can talk about the railways for hours and hours
Geoffrey Partington
raconteur and bon-vivant
Nothing is beyond his expertise
Geoff is the one you want