Let's Play Happy Families

Here's Suzie
isn't she a cutie?
Little flimsy arms
of silky silky skin.

Pull her little pigtails
when no-one is looking.
What can we do
when no-one is looking?

Let's play happy families!
Let's play happy families!
Let's play happy families!
Let's play happy families!

That's how things are
in these parts.

Everyone else is taller that you.
Except Suzie and her dwarfy friends.
Let's chase her little rabbits with sticks.

There's no way out
so I'll probably marry her.
I probably love her
in a twisted sort of way.

And over the years
of drink and medication
we will play happy families
with our little cutie things.

We will play happy families
like we used to.

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